February 2012
10 posts
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January 2012
13 posts
The worst thing is, I don't even get tired...
December 2011
15 posts
“I love coffee! It’s like my heart is hugging my brain.”
– Kenneth, 30 Rock
December 26, 2011 - New York City
Just a recollection of my day.
Woke up too early for winter break, a sunrising 9AM. A slew of touristy events followed. Trail behind my parents to what they thought was the Empire State Building, which we quickly found out was in fact the Chrysler Building. Diane falls flat on her back as soon as we step onto the subway to the real Empire State Building. We decide not to take the two hour wait up...
Merry Chrimbus Y'all
FUUUCCCKK FINALS
"Uppers"
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Substance in question: Amphetamines, caffeine, nicotine,...
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November 2011
45 posts
ROID RAGE
There I was sitting quietly in my Sensation and Perception class working on a crossword to escape the monotonous lecture about somatosensory perception. There were only ten minutes left in the class when the professor asked us to pick up some worksheets sprawled out on the desk in front of the classroom. I stand up and am immediately hit with a wave of anxiety, uncontrollable shaking, and extreme...
“I don’t understand peoples’ fascination with the ocean. I look at it for 10...”
– Larry David
Things I've Been Doing At Home
Attending to my health. This includes: blood drawn, flu shot, numbing spray into my nose that proceeded to numb my teeth, mouth, nose and throat, three new prescriptions, making more doctors appointments.
Pacing aimlessly around my house. This includes: inside the refrigerator, outside the refrigerator, my neighborhood, Bethesda (briefly), the basement, and the living room.
Playing with my...
WatchI put songs I like on 8tracks. Just in case you wanted to know.
“When a poem compels one to read it with passion, the reader feels he is...”
– Paul Valéry, The Art of Poetry, trans. Denise Folliot
